Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I can be the missing piece of your puzzle. All my life I've been searching for my place. I feel like a missing soul wandering around and looking for a place where she belongs. My naughty mind is too dirty for ordinary men. I am looking for a proper b...

I've been dreaming about a hard knob in my mouth for three consecutive nights already. And I can't seem to shake off the thought of a bloke fucking me from behind. Is this a sign that I should shag with a nice bloke already?

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

I'm attracted to men who have the power to make me dripping wet in an instant. These men are what I consider as gods on Earth because they know my sexual needs. They can make my legs tremble with their touch.