Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

A cool girl who'll cook for you in her red heels. With my good skills in cooking, you'd surely want more. I'm also a sweet lass who'll take care of you and let you play with my boobies whenever you want to.

I spend a lot of time doing the things I love like going to the beach to have a tan and lying on the seashore while watching the sun go down. Boating is also one activity I usually do. It's amazing being in the middle of the sea.

Growing old is not bad at all. At the age I'm in, I could get away with a lot of things--say drinking a whole bottle of wine and then some or tying a lad to my bed. I have a lot of time in my hands now and open to chatting with new people.

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

I used to believe that I don't need to put any effort into looking for the perfect lad for me because he will come at the right time. However, all the waiting resulted in null. I am now alone with no one to play with.