The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

To someone who's looking at my profile, hi. I just want to tell you that if you have questions in your mind you want to ask me, don't hesitate to send me a message, I'll answer them as soon as I get my hands on my phone.

I'm craving to have another casual encounter where I could finally say, "That's smashing!" It's lovely to have that moment when no one can wipe the smile off your face, when all you want is lie on your bed for a long time thinking about all the good ...

I've been sidelined for too long that I am starting to forget how to play the game. I am looking for someone who can show me the ropes again. I hope my age doesn't become an issue. I may be old, but I am still as wet as horny as ever.