My sex drive is uncontrollable and that makes me pervy all the time. I'm always on the pull to satisfy my filthy libido. On days I'm at home, I watch erotic movies or read romantic novels to help me have orgasm.

Let this be a warning. I am not an easy woman to handle. You need a lot of energy and time to make me do what you want. There is a low chance you will taste what I can offer if you only half-assed our conversation. You should give me your full attent...

With all the kids having their own family and my husband dying of a heart attack a few years ago, I feel lonely and am needing of good company. I've moved on from grieving and want to get back to feeling excited about chatting up lads whom I can conn...

Are you a young man with a sexual urge? I'm lucky then or should I say we both are blessed by the universe. Allow me to tell you a bit about myself. I'm free all the time as I have people running my business. We can chat any time of the day.

Chicken breast is my favourite part. I either bake it in the oven, fry it, or add some creamy garlic on it. Aside from cooking, I like to play with my cute dog. I take her for a walk in the morning while the sun is not too hot.

Going out and spending my time until the wee hours of the night in pubs is something that I miss. Ageing has made my body feeble, so it's highly unlikely we'll bump into each other some time in the future. For now, what can both bring us happiness is...