I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...

Think about the things you want to do with me. All of that can come true if you send me a message now. I am sure you will never regret sending me a message. We can talk about a lot of things. It is even okay with me if we chat about our fantasies. I ...

A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

Build sexual tension. That's the very first thing I love a man to do for me. I want to feel that we have sexual connection before we start kissing and touching each other. A strong chemistry should be present in all of my sex affairs.