I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

What you need to know about me is that I like pole dancing that is accompanied by strip teasing. Though it may not look like it, I am actually a really great pole dancer and not to brag but I have the ability to do some extreme pole dancing routine w...

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

The oddest item I own would have to be the vintage dial telephone that my great grandmother used to own. It still works and it's one of my favourite things in my flat. Am also thankful that it does not record calls, because my ancestors might be roll...

In dire need of your huge penis to keep banging my hole until I feel exhausted and completely satisfied. Be that man who's going to drive me wild as you let me experience what "sexual gratification" really means.