The best way to enjoy life is to spend it with a proper lad who can make you smile with his words and moan with his cock. For me, there's nothing more delightful than having a man who will make me the center of his universe. I know this could be too ...

Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

This old yet seductive lady is not in search of someone perfect. He doesn't have to be romantic either. What she needs is a man older than her who'll give her jittery feelings with the way he crafts his flirty words.

I'm done with love, commitments, and relationships. Right now, I don't want any of that. What I want instead are plenty of teasing, flirting, and fucking. And it would be nice to find a bloke who's willing to do those three things with me.

All my life, I have felt alone. There's this lingering feeling that I would never fit in with groups or communities around me. I tend to go on pubs to socialize. Now, all I want is someone that can keep me company. If you think you can be someone to ...