I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

Do you know why women can never propose to men? It's because guys will start unzipping their pants as soon as a lass gets down on her knees in front of him. Well, I can't blame men for this. I mean, when I kneel for my man, I expect to get something ...

In my entire life, I haven't been with someone who has what it takes to make me cum multiple times. I am not sure why that's the case but I guess it is either they are not really good at bed or I am just hard to be pleased.

I don't really plan on getting married any time soon and I also do not plan on being committed to anyone just yet. So, who I want right now is a flirty and naughty lad who will be okay with a no-strings-attached relationship with me.

Bring back the passion in my heart, will you? I have been dry for quite a while, and I'm not even sure if I still know how to please you my master. But if you'll let me, join me as we go on a hot adventure.

"I'm not the athletic lass package nor the cheerleader. As Taylor Swift puts it, ""But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts. She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers."" This is my message for you: ""Dreamin' 'bout the day when you wake ...