I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...

I'm both a fan and an iron. Having both qualities are sure to send men to winter season before they are brought back to summer season. It's fun to see a man be deprived of his needs as well as to see him take everything once he gets a hold of what hi...

I'm not a night owl nor a morning person. I'm not sure how you can call my sleeping pattern. I usually wake up in the middle of the night breathing heavily because of having wet dreams which have been serving as my alarm clock. During midnight, I rea...

If you want to be truly happy in your life, you should choose a lass who can understand you and accept you for who you are. Sadly, I am not that lady. All I want is someone to flirt and tease with. So, if that's what you are looking for, then feel fr...

I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.