Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

Witty and funny men never fail to catch my attention. I always have appreciation for me who can make me laugh. It almost makes me think that they are awesome and it really turns me on when I am surrounded by smart guys who are 100 percent sure about ...

There really are different ways of pleasing blokes, I learned that with the years of sleeping around. Some like sloppy jobbies, while there are those who love to take control of their lady's pleasure. Some would prefer long foreplays in contrast to t...

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.