I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

I don't get people who are like a bear with a sore head. I mean, if they don't like something, why not do something about it instead of yakking and running their mouth. I am a candid and straightforward lass who will not back down when arguing the to...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

It has been years since I flirted with someone. I'm not sure why I am here. Maybe the boredom finally got me, and now I am trying out different things just to make my body and mind occupied. I hate it when I am not doing anything, so a bit of chattin...

I am not looking for my happily ever after. I am only here to experience happiness in the bedroom. For me, fairy tales are nothing but a silly child's dream. I don't need a knight in shining armour. All I want is a fit stud who can make me feel like ...

Build sexual tension. That's the very first thing I love a man to do for me. I want to feel that we have sexual connection before we start kissing and touching each other. A strong chemistry should be present in all of my sex affairs.