Even the nicest person has the craziest stories to share. People always say that one shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and I do agree with them. I may look like a meek and innocent girl, but behind this mask of naivety hides a horny lady that woul...

Taste me. It doesn't matter how you do it. What matters is the result of doing it on me. Don't ever hesitate because a rare diamond is already infront of you. Though it's your choice whether to grab her or throw her.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

A man who can play with me whenever I am bored and have nothing to do is what I need in my life at the moment. I don't want someone who expects me to be in a relationship with him. We can still do a lot of friends and acquaintances. For example, we c...

My lips are starting to get dry. How about you help me get them wet? In return, I will let you do whatever you want with my other lips. Not a bad deal, right? Well, send me a message if you want to accept. I want to know whether you have the right mi...

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.