Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

Roleplaying is the name of the game for me. Despite being old, I still try my best to live up to my fantasies. I love acting as a damsel in distress that is all tied up waiting for my abductors to fuck me senseless.

Put your tongue against my cunt and place your hands on my tits. Suck my clit and nips like a hungry toddler devouring his milk. For me, there is nothing more pleasurable than having a man play with my pussy and fondle my breasts.

Watches porn as I live by myself. Not married. Not divorced. Single for life. No kids to worry about. I have the longest dildo that's been overused. Not looking for someone to date. Need a man I can share my dark fantasies with.

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

I like coming home to a clean flat, I am quite the perfectionist which is why clutter is a big no. The only place that I like to get filthy in is on the bed with a fit bloke. Especially if chocolate syrup is involved.