My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...

Age is nothing but a number. I don't consider myself as old as my body's still strong and stunning. I can lift weights. I can run. I can jog. I've maintained a great figure you'd be dying to touch. And most of all, I'm fit for a wheelbarrow or a stan...

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

Young blokes do know how to handle older women, I was rather surprised. Though if I were to choose, I'd pick the ones who know how to follow orders but cheeky enough to want to get punished. I love having to spank an arse until it blushes.

Having a glass of wine while watching pornography has become a habit developed due to loneliness. You'd think that I would have been married in my 30's at the very least, but here we are I guess. I'm casting my line and hoping that fit blokes take th...