I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

Afternoon tea or brunch with the gals are the only highlight of my day. I've been lonely for a long time, which is why I want to find the spark that I've lost. I want to find passion, lust, and intimacy.

I treasure a man who blindfolds and handcuffs me before teasing me in a way that'll make me plead for him to take me instantly. I like it if he whispers something dirty into my ear as he continues with his teasing.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Contrary to your beliefs, I'm not an old lady with a painful back or weak knees. I'm a strong woman who can give you ecstatic pleasure whenever you want to. Tell me your fantasies and we'll see how we can make them happen.

Now, I'm not a slag, but I would love to have the chance to get buggered by a thick schlong. I want to find out what it would feel like to get spread open in that way by a buff lad. It makes me randy just thinking about how that would playout.