I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

The only thing my mind is good at is creating naughty fantasies that can either be too mainstream or too fucked up. I'm not sure if I am just a horny slut craving some dick, or if there's something wrong in my head. Can you handle that kind of crazin...

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...

What I'm looking for: A man who has his penis ready for a fiery hot sex all night long. His mind should be full of kinks and fetishes we can do together. He has to have lots of hot jelly to sprinkle on my face.

Whenever I get off with someone, I like it a lot when their dangly-bits is touching my fanny. Yes, I like the feeling of a hard cock on top of my coochie even though our clothes are still on. And it would be better if the lad is slightly humping towa...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...