My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Honest. I'm not used to lying. If you ask where I've been the whole day, I'd tell you the truth. Sweet. I give lots of hugs from behind and gentle kisses in the morning. And I prepare breakfast in bed.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

Being here doesn't mean I'm all fur coat and no knickers. I'm not all about sleeping with men who show interest in me. I'm here cos I like having great chats with good-looking lads. We can talk about goals, travelling, food, fashion and other topics ...

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.