I'm horny all the time and I act in the naughtiest ways you can ever think of. The reason why I came here is that I haven't been with a lad who can handle me completely and I'm hoping that this is the place where I can finally find him.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

I may have a few wrinkles and white hair, but I am in no means fragile! I can take a hard pounding from a virile young gent who would even teach this old gal a new trick or two. I'm going to pleasure them like no young lass ever had.

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

I moan loudly, so a ball gag must be present in our secret rendezvous unless if you want your neighbours to find out what we're doing. I can be wild in bed, so if you want to control me, have your light bondage and blindfolds ready.

It's not easy to distinguish a man with good intentions, but I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking for that kind of man. I don't like them. What they want is to take care of their girl like they're the strongest man on earth.