Been busy adding another string to my bow I forgot how flirting is. It's been a long time since someone put his knob into my fanny. Now that I terribly miss getting off with someone, I'm offering myself to whoever is willing to take me.

I'm into someone who knows how to treat a lady! With that said, I don't mean that he needs to buy my flowers and chocolates all the time. I can buy those things on my own, lol! A lot of blokes nowadays try to win me with dirty talk, their good looks,...

I don't need a man to fix whatever problem I may have. I want a partner who would listen to me rant about what's bothering me and be there for me. At the end of the day I just want to be comforted and have my needs be satisfied.

Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart. Which is why I'd rather chat with a lad about his life first before we get into the intimate talks. Nothing beats a guy who knows how to keep me on my toes with banter and with.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I don't really plan on getting married any time soon and I also do not plan on being committed to anyone just yet. So, who I want right now is a flirty and naughty lad who will be okay with a no-strings-attached relationship with me.