What you see in my body is what you get. Oh, and just so you know, each and every part of my body (including my titties!) is the Full Monty. I haven't done any plastic surgeries nor any cosmetic operations. I am already confident with my body and I ...

Believe it or not, I don't know how to start things up here. I'm a bit shy but if you could make me feel comfortable with you I'm sure I'd completely open up like a flower ;)

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

I'm not going to faff around and pretend that I'm an innocent lady. I am a randy lass who would love to share with you my dirty fantasies and how I love to wank off. I just hope that I get a story or two in return.