Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I am not sure what to expect here, but I do hope that there is someone in here willing to spare some of his valuable time making an old lady happy. I will not ask for too much. All I need is a man who I can comfortably chat with when I am bored and n...

Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.

I either walk around my flat starkers or just an oversized flannel shirt. When I have to answer the door, I am not ashamed to just slip into my silk robe with nothing underneath. I quite like to tempt faith and see if one of those silly porn plots is...

I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

I want the simple pleasures in life, no need for fanfare or being over the top. Even when it comes to shagging, I've always preferred to focus on how to fully satiate the need within me rather than back breaking positions. Though recently, buggery so...