Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

I refuse to sit around and wait for a young lad to come along and whisk me away. I have always been stubborn and confident enough to speak my mind or make the first move. I am old and bold, I will not let anything stand in my way-- including my own s...

Some lads see me as this adorable and cute lass who deserves to receive sweet and gentle gestures. Well, I may be young but what I can say right now is that I don't want sweet and gentle gestures because what I actually want is the opposite of those....

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...

Not yet an expert in bed, but I'm looking forward to it. Perhaps if someone can help me then, I can be the best in bed. I'm a fast learner, so you wouldn't need to worry whether I can follow or not. Anybody who'd love to teach me the art of sex is fr...

Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.