Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

Whenever I am shagging with someone is when I truly feel alive. I am someone who can't seem to express myself properly using words. I am always misunderstood. However, when I use my body to express what I am feeling, that's when people tend to unders...

My collection doesn't include fine China nor knick-knacks, oh no, I am at that age but those don't appeal to me. What does are dildos. Various lengths, thickness, colours, and more, they fascinate me as well as I love the experience I get when trying...

Faffing around during the weekend is nice and all, but when the weather is nice enough to shed layers-- then I make sure to bust out my collection of swimwear. I rather like the attention and the electric stares of blokes as I walk past them.

I fancy a man who knows how to go down on a bint. A man who can give me an orgasm that makes me scream. If your a master of this art and make my insides tremble, your the man for me. Just mutual fun from both of us is what matters.

Any man who wants to be part of my sex-filled life will need to have an approval of my mates. This is basically because there is nothing more important to me than my friends. If you think you’re the kind of man who can make my friends and I like yo...