Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Twist my legs before putting your knob into my fanny. Mix pain with pleasure as we have a long adventure. Don't stop even if I scream out in pain. Punish me the way you want it if you want to see the wild side of this lovely lady.

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

Reading about what a bloke want to do to me in bed is my kind of foreplay. Nothing beats the type who knows how to weave an incredible fantasy out of thin air. Making me ache and squirm in my chair as my cunt starts to soak my knickers.

It has been years since I have felt a man’s warmth against my skin. It’s sad that I’m starting to forget how it feels to have passionate sex with someone. I’m here because I’m looking for someone who can make me experience that once again. ...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...