When I see luxury items my eyes are sparkling. I'm not a gold digger I just want to touch it. If someone can provide or give me any luxury item I promise that I can do whatever you want. If you're the one, please message me.

I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

I don't like to do Netflix and chill. I am more of a let's travel across the globe and leave our mark in every tourist destination we can find. I am a daring and adventurous slut who enjoys public sex more than anything else. Don't hesitate to chat m...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...