I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

If you want your knob to be handled and to be taken care of properly, I suggest that you send me a message as soon as you can. I am known to be the lady who knows lots of certain techniques to please a man's knob.

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

Make me feel like I am wanted and appreciated, and I will make sure that you will feel like the luckiest man alive. I know this may sound too good to be true, but I am known as someone to stick to her words.

There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.

I'm not a night owl nor a morning person. I'm not sure how you can call my sleeping pattern. I usually wake up in the middle of the night breathing heavily because of having wet dreams which have been serving as my alarm clock. During midnight, I rea...