Ever since I've been under the dry spell, I couldn't stop myself from thinking about naughty thoughts. And those thoughts start to become more intense as days pass by. So, what I want right now is for those thoughts to be released and heard. Is there...

I can be your bestfriend as well as your girlfriend at the same time. We can spend hours with our hobbies while listening to music, eating and drinking beer. I'll accept you for who you are because no one's perfect.

Having sex in bed is a normal thing, and I'm tired of doing typical things or the boring ones. Can we spice it up a little bit? Why not outdoor sex + voyeurism? Or a wheelbarrow or doggystyle in the car while the hood's open?

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Whenever I feel cheeky nowadays, I would wear lingerie that barely covers anything under my regular clothes. It brings me back to the times when I used to wear mini skirts and not give a flying fuck if men could see my arse and kitty as I climb up st...