Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.

First of, I'm not a conservative or a classy lass. When it's my free time, I go out partying and drinking either with my friends or with strangers. The next thing that happens after that is something I don't remember.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...