Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

I am the kind of lass who does not get satisfied with the so-called vanilla sex. I prefer doing more extreme things in the bedroom such as being tied up, being blindfolded, and being spanked hard in the arse.

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

If there is one thing you can say about yourself that will surely take my interest, what will it be? Say the right words, and we might skip all the unnecessary talk. I do apologize now if you don't receive anything from me. I only reply to the messag...

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

We will be the happiest couple in the world. Such a possibility can only happen if you give me a chance right now to prove myself to you. A simple message is more than enough to let me know you are interested in becoming a part of my life. Let us not...