Don't bother sending me a message if you will only leave me hanging. All I am looking for is a man capable of giving me all the attention I desire. Our conversation will never be boring because I am open to talk about all kinds of things. We can talk...

To dance the night away swaying our bodies with our own original song would be the most romantic thing that could happen. Ever! Top that with lots of mouth-watering whipped cream and everything is perfect.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I'm good at turning on the sexual senses of a man with my soft kisses on his nape. My tongue, on the other hand, is an expert in swirling around the tip of a man's tongue to make him erotically excited.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.