My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I had a long and tiring day at work and instead of taking a kip, I decided to join a place like this. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure what I'm looking for. I just came here out of boredom and maybe it would be nice to stumble upon someone who's g...

What's long, hard, and has cum in it? CUCUMBER! I know you thought of something else. Well, I don't dislike a man with a dirty mind. Do you want to hear more dirty jokes? I still have a lot to share. Send me a message and let's start exchanging our d...

Who needs a good cook as their partner if we can just eat each other out every night. Kidding aside, I am a terrible cook. Takeaways and convenient stores are the only things keeping me alive. If you don't mind having delivery food every single meal,...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.